Not All Goth Bears Wear Black ... WELKOM TO THE BLACK FOREST OF BEARVARIA ~ LAND OF THE TWISTED TEDDIES
We Love Your Piercing, Twisted Teddy!

Our Dearest Mama Hibernating

Washing Away Terrible Teddy Sins

Our Dear Den Mother

Thrice-Great Hermes

A long time ago, there lived a furry, surly creature in the Black Forest of Bearvaria that simply wanted to be left alone. He didn't want to be cuddled, he didn't want to be kissed, and he certainly did not care one whit for human children making a fuss over him, for he was rather a hermit bearschen ...



Do It, Do It ... Who Cares If It's Christmas!

About Bearvaria

Ladies of Bearvaria Hear No Evil



The Plight of the Misunderstood Bear




I Vant To Suck Your Bearvarian Blood!



Bombs Away




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