A hearty good day to all happy Pilgrims who may enter here...

Hello, I am your beautiful blonde hostess, Estella Themis, and this hectacre of hyperspace represents my own Cosmic Egg, guarded ever so faithfully by my gentle pet gargoyle, Vector Huge!

(Note: That's a famous artist's rendition of me and my little hunchback above, isn't that sweet? We think so!)

As former Grand Mistress of Salamander Enigmata Europa (S.E.E.), I have a long Occult C.V., collected while traveling to many Gothic cathedrals, art museums, fabulous eateries and fashionable parties across the Continent and abroad. However, due to recent information gleaned by me from thought forms of the Andromeda Star System, I learned, much to my horror, that the leader of S.E.E., Prince Vladicule de Smeardje, is working in tandem with the dark, lizard lords of a rival planetary system, the Annunaki. After consulting an expert on alien lifeforms, this information was quite correctly confirmed and I made the painful decision to leave my following at the soterika.biz forum and begin a new site here at the L'E.T. U.S. Foundation of Sacred Studies. (Note: Transcript of my discussion with the consultant follows on page two.)

Because the work done at L'E.T. U.S. is so key to the survival of this Mother Earth we all love and respect so highly, I am excited and thrilled by the possibilities presented by this new appointment. In light of certain papers in my possession, a sacred star map, if you will imagine, the Foundation has agreed to sponser an expedition led by yours truly to the South of France, this Summer of 2002. If you would like to journey with me, Vector and our latest tour guide-companion, extraterrestrial hunter Derrick Thicke (pronounced Tyke), to Rennes-le-Château this July 22nd, you first MUST be willing to make a tax-deductible contribution equal to or greater than two-thousand two-hundred euros to L'E.T. U.S. Foundation no later than June 13, 2002.

Your charitable write-off will include continental breakfast, red wine at dinner, a tent pitched at the base of RLC's Mt. Cardoo, shaving stuffs, but NO air or ground transfer(s) to our mystical destination.

While based at RLC, you will assist me and a team of world-renowned occult investigators in locating the exciting and powerful Emerald Tablets, hidden in a spot somewhere near to a shepherd's hut, as legend has it. Yet, with my notes extracted from guides who live in the Great Beyond of Andromeda - known only to our consciousness as the Thems - you will soon learn the exact cache spot of this esoteric treasure - also encoded in a famous painting by Puss-'n-Boots Poussin called the Leopards of Acadia!