Back at the Double S soterika.biz Dude Ranch, Ms. Maddie, aka Estella Themis, waited patiently for her cowboy, Mr. Lone Star, to post more information concerning the Green Ray, however no more arcane tidbits proved forthcoming out of Texas.
"Buggering bullocks," she muttered to Aristophanes, completely vexed at being ignored, "where did he go to, anyway? What could be more interesting than cyber chatting with me? Heavens and Andromeda, I do hope the other members of the Salamander Society aren't on to this recent development - I don't trust any of those pseudo-aristos, I don't. Especially that troublemaker, Vladicule de Smeardje."
Now Vladicule de Smeardje fancied himself to be as much of a prince as Ms. Madeline considered herself to be a genuine Keltoi princess. And not only was he a notorious firebrand and Grand Master of the Salamanders, he was rather a foul-mouthed neo-Templar, at that.
Maddie took a large gulp of her red wine as she recalled the disasterous turn-of-events following her last faux pas committed at an autumnal Salamander Society ritual: the bad luck to infer that she was a direct descendant of Mary, Queen of Scots and the noble French house of Guise Lorraine. The memory of the Vladicule letter that had followed in the wake of her gaffe still caused the ambitious Belgian to quake:
"When the Imperial and Royal Salamander Court was reconstituted by King Ferdinand the Weasel of Wallachia in 1492 as the Societas Salamanderis, it was based upon an ancient bloodline tradition which King FW of W assumed he had inherited from his Egyptian ancestors through the Keltoi, Salamander Princess Mer-I of Caledonia and the Ancient and Original Anglevin Royal House of Smearje d'Anchew. This line had descended through the Salamander Kings of Anubis on the one hand, and from the Egyptian Salamander dynasty of Sobek on the other, with the latter strain including some backwater pretenders called the Davidic House of Judea, who married into the descent of the Merovingian Kings of the Frankfurters.
"Anyone with a brain, Estella, upon reading any of the spurious offerings that were published following that exposé, Holy Rood, Holy Nail, will be asking themselves why on earth there is any special significance in Jesus and Mary Magdalene's bloodline, and how such a descent could possibly legitimize the claims of the numerous Merovingian candidates for the throne of Europe. To paraphrase a worn out Monty Python jibe: You claim a fraudulent descent from some daft prick who was stupid enough to get his bollocks stapled to an upright block of wood and you call that a basis for a contemporary European kingship, mate? To which the correct response is: You can go and f*&k yourself, wanker.
"What if Jesus had been a shoe salesman to whom history had consigned obscurity? The answer to this is, of course, would undoubtedly be: Bugger off Jacobites.
"People have been concentrating on the wrong descent. The power of the Merovingians comes not from some questionable rabbi who got himself nailed to a cross, but from the Salamander Heirs, the Uberkoenigs of the Frankfurters. The other thing about the Jesus and Mary Chain is that, unlike those currently hopeful worthies who now claim Merovingian and/or some kind of miraculous, very rapid, very recent and conveniently instant Salamander descent, the Merovingians themselves actually wouldn't have given a flying f*&k whether you supported them or not. And, for that matter, nor do we.
"Which is it going to be Estella: The Real Salamander Society or THE NEW WORLD ORDER?
"It's your call. Which 'society' has a price tag attached? But then the New World Order is just the Old World Order with a room temperature IQ, skidmarks on its knickers, nouveau riche money, and less than no breeding at all. The ideal environment for charlatans and thieves."
Prince Vladicule de Smeardje von Salamanberg
Grand Master and Magisteri Templii
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